semen claw

when you jack off and nut into your hand but you don’t have anywhere to wipe the nut so it sits on your hand
I was jacking off and forgot I ran out of tissues so I got a semen claw.
by suryothomere October 08, 2018
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Road Claw

White claws taken whilst on a drive, used for refreshment.
1: "What took you so long, I pulled up ten minutes ago?" 2: "Sorry, I had to grab a couple Road Claws
by CoachDavis July 02, 2020
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Claw hole

by flash_dash$$$ January 01, 2025
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“The Claw”

Usually outside of the clothing, heterosexual male digital poking with two fingers. Typically done as a hazing or group humiliation ritual in southern Jesuit high schools. Birthdays, sports team rights of passage, or group get together. Ideally done when catching someone in thin gym shorts or slacks vice jeans.
It’s Harvey’s bday today, he got “the claw” from the whole team him really good outside the cafeteria.
by Fear_the_cow August 23, 2021
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Claw Dangor

A universal term to mean anything the user wants or intends. Also used as an effective confusion tactic meant to send the recipient into a downward spiral of wtfuckery. Claw dangor can be used when the user doesn't know what to say in any situation along with any emotion felt, as well.
"Noah is such a claw dangor."
"Liam is my little claw dangor."
Person 1: "Oh yeah?! Is that what you think?! Claw dangor."
Person 2: "What."
by JustinR507 April 09, 2016
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Lobster Claw

The delicate yet ferocious act of inserting four fingers in a female’s vagina and a thumb in her anus and then locking eyes with her as you proceed to mimic a lobster claw opening and closing otherwise known as “clacking” all while making the iconic lobster claw clacking sound.

This iconic power sex move and saying was originated and coined by none other than the legendary man of mystery and international Latin lover sensation “Juan Jeremy of San Antonio, Tx”.
Bro, I gave this bitch the Ol’ LOBSTER CLAW! Four in the pink and one in the stink and started making the clacking sound like CLACK-CLACK-CLACK-CLACK
by Juan Jeremy 210 April 20, 2024
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