Mr Chubs

A fat hamster that likes to perch upon your head. He also makes a hell of a lot of noise at night, but you love your fat little baby too much to get annoyed.

"Oh hey, Mr Chubs!! I see you're up already."

"Mr Chubs kept me awake all night by running on his wheel."

by Mr Chub's dad June 20, 2021

chub chap

the chafing of inner thighs caused by rubbing together while sweating; particularly happening to people with large thighs

Person 1: "Why are you walking so weird?"
Person 2: "All this sweating gave me chub chap."

by burns133 July 2, 2011

Chub Rub No.2

When you shit in your hand and manually stimulate someone's (or your own) member

"Hey do you wanna get Taco Bell and come back to my place? I'll give you a Chub Rub No.2. "

by Tjmb553 May 19, 2023

Chub one out

Sneaking in a cheeky knuckle shuffle in an inappropriate, and semi-public location.

Jack sneaked away to chub one out in the confession booth during the Lenten service.

by Naughty Loulou March 9, 2023

Chubbed

Meaning unsuccessful in a ballot for tickets, especially at football games.
Named after 'Arthur Chubb' former head of the ticket office at Manchester United Football Club.

"How did you get on with your ticket application for Liverpool away?"
"Chubbed mate"

by anonymous January 18, 2023

Chub

Someone who is a hard stuck gold and has to talk shit to everyone if that person doesn’t live up to his standards

Oh wow bro your being a real chub

by I’m Diamond1 April 5, 2023

Chub chum

Chub chum is a watery mix of raw chopped semi erect penii.

After another brutal day on the pole, Daisy launched a bucket of chub chum at the circling crowd

by Scrampledeggs April 26, 2023