Competive Capitalism®©™

A form of capitalism where you are implanted with microchips on your heart so the leaders can kill you whenever you want. 8 months of military service a year is required and in the 4 months you need to make 1mil to pay for your military food. If you pay someone more than they ask for they get arrested for scamming you and if you don't pay enough you get brutally executed. The leaders of a competitive capitalist society are 𝗡𝗢𝗧 corrupt and really nice

Oh damn i am 35c of my Competive Capitalism®©™ million dollar quota and i dont want me and my family to be brutally killed, jimmy can i borrow some money?

by ascii art is gay January 13, 2023

GanBJraSTer capital

Generation's and BENNINGFIELD Jr as the eternal ruler capital.by lbj as in Lonnie benningfield junior. 🇺🇸

I invented and made and created ganbjraster capital.by lbj as in Lonnie benningfield junior. 🇺🇸

by Lonnie Benningfield juniorshaq November 11, 2021

Physical Capitalism

When a rich person beats up a poor person

Elon Musk can’t beat up that crack addict. That’s physical capitalism

by funnyjokehaha October 21, 2019

BeJrovBOOTY 👙 GANBJraStreet capital

BLaCK ninja 🥷 BEJ BJ master Japannoe And 🌹 rose's and sang. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior March 10th 19eightynine.

I invented and made and created BeJrovBOOTY 👙 GANBJrastreet capital. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior March 10th 19eightynine.

by Lonnie Benningfield juniorshaq July 25, 2023

Capital A

One guy laying under a girl while one behind and one in front high five

Dude an Eifel tower isn't as gay as a capital A

by N1iCk September 29, 2019

grab capitalism by the balls

(as a pun variation on the Ford F-150 commercial punch line 'grab life by the horns'), this is one of the many possible English translations of the Latin phrase carpe diem.

as to who may have first used the expression grab capitalism by the balls to translate the Latin phrase carpe diem, IMHO as a history major, I would probably have to say it would have been the 'founders' of modern Western WASP capitalism, people like Thomas Jefferson, John Locke and Thomas Hobbes.

by Sexydimma November 12, 2013

capital 10

when you work nights, and the only way to get through is to imagine that sweet sweet paradise of home, AKA capital 10.

"Man, I can't wait to get my capital 10."

"Can't wait to hang 10 in the capital."

by herpaderpnurse July 22, 2017