cripplin

when something is so totally bad-ass and awesome it makes you hurt/cripples you.

- damn, her booty was so fine, it's cripplin!
- last night was totally cripplin!

by sarah & alan May 27, 2006

Crapple

VERB: To crapple. A word used to describe a really pony film script.

As in 'snap, crapple, pop'. Man, I read a review of that David Mamet film that said the 'dialogue really crackled'. 'Crappled', more like. All he does is make every character answer a question with another question.

by Hayes Benedict Thompson November 29, 2007

crappled

destroyed competition by "re-innovating" slumbering and badly implemented technology.

MP3 players crappled, tablets crappled

by diskgrinder March 23, 2010

Crapple

A combination of the words, "Crap," and, "Careful."
Pronounced, "Crap-ul."

When the boy almost ran into her, she said, "Crapple!"

by That Girl Who likes Dinosaurs January 23, 2010

CRIPPLETARD

CROSS BETWEEN CRIPPLE AND RETARD: SOMEONE SO STUPID THEY ARE CRIPPLING RETARDED OR SOMEONE WHO IS CRAZY DRUNK

SNOOKIE IS SUCH A CRIPPLETARD SHE NEEDS TO BE SHOT AND PUT OUT HER MISERY!

OR

MAN..I GOT SO CRIPPLETARDED ATT HE CLUB LAST NIGHT I CRAWLED UP THE FIRE ESCAPE!

by KING VIRGIL August 12, 2010

Cripplelicious

1:a attractive person (sexy,cute,hot, etc.) who uses a wheelchair whether manual or electric due to disability or injury (MD,CP,paraplegic.etc.)

2:something said or done that is found awesome or hilarious by a person who uses a wheelchair whether manual or electric due to disability or injury

There have been quite a few ladies who I have found him cripplelicious.

Damn, Tim is very cripplelicious!

by Dr. Lucky Lisiado August 5, 2011

crippled goose

An insult/jeer used by friends.

"You're such a crippled goose, Bob."

by Kippers19 April 3, 2016