buy some ribbon and some oils and-

18+

He clearly loves you, so why don't you just buy some ribbon and some oils and-

by Honeypuff March 10, 2023

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National buy him a ps5 day

She asks for flowers but doesn’t listen when I ask for a damn ps5

March 20th

“National buy her flowers day” is march 21st but she never celebrated national buy him a ps5 day

by Rojasss March 20, 2023

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buy her another drink

To pay a girl for keeping a man “company”
To pay a girl for sex
To pay for services

she is a good girl, that Patricia. Buy her another drink. She is a dirty little tart. He just needs some convincing.

by Trish is a hoe. February 16, 2023

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National buy your gf steak day

On October 8th, you have to take your gf out on a nice date and go get steak.

Gf: “hey do you know what day it is today?”
Bf: “october 8th?”
Gf: “exactly! National buy your gf steak day!”

by Pappppppiiiiii October 8, 2023

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Can't buy me love, love
Can't buy me love, oh
I'll buy you a diamond ring, my friend
If it makes you feel all right
I'll get you anything, my friend
If it makes you feel all right
'Cause I don't care too much for money
But money can't buy me love
I'll give you all I've got to give
If you say you love me too
I may not have a lot to give
But what I got I'll give to you
I don't care too much for money
Money can't buy me love
Can't buy me love

Everybody tells me so
Can't buy me love
No, no, no, no
Say you don't need no diamond rings
And I'll be satisfied
Tell me that you want the kind of things
That money just can't buy
I don't care too much for money
Money can't buy me love
Ah, woo!

Buy me love
Everybody tells me so
Can't buy me love
No, no, no, no
Say you don't need no diamond rings
And I'll be satisfied
Tell me that you want the kind of things
That money just can't buy
I don't care too much for money
Money can't buy me love
Can't buy me love, love
Can't buy me love, oh

by Gothic Miscreant October 16, 2023

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