A mental disorder common among non-professional chess players causing them to not notice the opponent's bishops when making a move.
— white: (moves his queen next to the opponent's king) checkmate!
— black: Nuh-uh (captures the queen with a bishop 8.23 megaparsec away)
— white: Goddamit! I have a bishop blindness!
— black: Nuh-uh (captures the queen with a bishop 8.23 megaparsec away)
— white: Goddamit! I have a bishop blindness!
by Mnemotechnician August 9, 2023
Get the Bishop blindnessmug. by Earoeils June 24, 2016
Get the bishop bashermug. Christopher's tend to by shy individuals, but don't be fooled: when a Christopher emerges from his shell, it is like seeing the brightest, heart-warming rays of sunshine, on a rainy, cloud-besmirched day. Once you know him, you'll discover that he's one of the most thoughtful, witty, intelligent people that you will ever encounter. Arguments and debates are his strong points He makes you smile, and laugh inadvertently- you don't even realise you're smiling, until he points it out with a magical, charming chuckle, in his voice.
Girl: I wish my guy could be more like Christopher.CVery talented and passionate about what he does. He strives and doesn't give up. Christopher's usually get to know one girl and then date her for a long period of time. They prefer a long solid relationships.
Stella:"Hey remember Christopher?"
Lucy:"From summer? yeah what about him?"
Stella:"He's my favorite."Maybe when you first meet a Christopher they'll seem like a jerk, and hurt you emotionally multiple times, or possible make the lamest jokes but one day he'll make up for it all, the best he can. Christophers will eventually realize the love that they've stored in a safe place for you. Christophers usually have the most gorgeous smile out there, and the most seductive voice.
Girl: I wish my guy could be more like Christopher.CVery talented and passionate about what he does. He strives and doesn't give up. Christopher's usually get to know one girl and then date her for a long period of time. They prefer a long solid relationships.
Stella:"Hey remember Christopher?"
Lucy:"From summer? yeah what about him?"
Stella:"He's my favorite."Maybe when you first meet a Christopher they'll seem like a jerk, and hurt you emotionally multiple times, or possible make the lamest jokes but one day he'll make up for it all, the best he can. Christophers will eventually realize the love that they've stored in a safe place for you. Christophers usually have the most gorgeous smile out there, and the most seductive voice.
by hell god ss December 5, 2017
Get the chris bishopmug. Bishop stands tall. Bishop defends the weak. Bishop is touched by life. Bishop will always forgive. You will be lucky just to be in Bishop's presence. Bishop is an animal whisperer. Bishop is a warrior. Running into Danger unafraid yet imtelligent. Bishop will male you laugh and calm your fears.
by Melenkurion Abatha July 22, 2024
Get the Bishopmug. Some guy who finds himself trading on discord, why he started at age 12 is a whole other story. Apparently he is Indian, so he I have heard rumors that he own several scam call centers so I would personally buy call leaps on those. He also sells 1 on 1s...so theres that, maybe take put leaps on those. The Market Bishop is also someone who dumbs down everything with trading because he usually only has 2.3 braincells during the average day
Wow, that The Market Bishop has an unusally high winrate percentage...must be all that intel he gets from his call scam centers
by KevinLadka January 22, 2025
Get the The Market Bishopmug. 'Bishop' is a jocular catch phrase that draws attention to an otherwise innocent statement by imbuing sexual innuendo.
'Bishopable' is where a full bishop is not quite applicable, but still relevant.
'Bishopable' is where a full bishop is not quite applicable, but still relevant.
by Graham Gold December 13, 2012
Get the Bishopablemug. The hottest gym coach you will ever meet. He might have a beard and there’s one girl that is head over hills in love with him.
by Peanut27 February 20, 2021
Get the Bishop Braddockmug.