As smooth as a porcupine in a vat of meatloaf

That Letitia is wrong

You're as smooth as a porcupine in a vat of meatloaf

by Davidwasnthere November 18, 2021

Virgin smooth

It is term you use for a shaved/waxed vagina/male parts like before you hit puberty

Hey babe, are virgin smooth tonight?

by Lilmamachick August 17, 2018

smooth muscle

Similar to the Indonesian slang term "otot polos" with this same meaning, this tongue-in-cheek term referring to Deadpool's poor self-control, particularly in his tendency to swear and act impulsively. This phrase playfully implies that, like smooth muscle tissue, which operates involuntarily, Deadpool's mouth runs on autopilot, often leading to hilariously inappropriate outbursts.

I love how Deadpool is total smooth muscle—his swearing just pops out without a filter, making every scene even more entertaining!

by Emotional Cruiser September 26, 2025

Smooth Criminal

When you fart silently while making eye contact with somebody and don't get called out

Sarah never said anything even though we were locking eyes the entire time,that's the power of a smooth criminal

by Loverboy Steve May 22, 2025

hairy smooth

A slap, first with the back of the hand (hairy) followed by a slap with the palm

You’ll get a hairy smooth if you don’t behave!

by Pig boy and the froot May 18, 2024

The Smooth Criminal

When you and another person are about to have sex, and you repeatedly start asking “Annie, are you okay?” You keep asking this, regardless of what the person says, until they’re no longer in the mood for sex.

“So last weekend was actually great, I used the Smooth Criminal to great effect, and now none of her friends will talk to me, either. Peace and quiet is in store for me.

by anon415 February 4, 2023

Silky Smooth

Used when describing a females luxuries skin. Only those with the greatest skin care routines can obtain the honor of having Silky Smooth Skin. Antynom to the word musty.

Tom: How was Jessica's last night
Thomas: It was crazy. I couln't stop staring at her Silky Smooth skin from all the Moisturize shes been using.

Tom: Whats so bad about that.
Thomas: Nothing, but when I was staring at her shiny milkers for too long she punched my throat.
Tom: Nice

by John Cena's Right Tit November 28, 2020