Smooth Criminal

When you fart silently while making eye contact with somebody and don't get called out

Sarah never said anything even though we were locking eyes the entire time,that's the power of a smooth criminal

by Loverboy Steve May 22, 2025

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Smooth Criminal

What Michael Jackson called "little Michael". What he fantasised about doing, but couldn't. Read the lyrics of the song - he wouldn't keep asking if Annie was okay (Oakley?) if she were dead, now would he?

Jenny: I was hit by a Smooth Criminal last night.
Sally: I thought you were walking funny today.

by Cool4Katz April 14, 2023

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Sammy Smooth

Smooth on the Decks and on the Ladies

"Man did you hear Sammy Smooths set last night!!"

"Who the fuck is Sammy Smooth"

"He's Smooth on the Decks and on the Ladies"

by SwamC April 30, 2023

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Stay Smooth

Used as a word of departure; it means that the person saying it wishes for you to remain calm and keep your life in tact until they see you again (smooth not rough).

Jack: Alright, well I think it's time for me to head home
Justin: Alright, stay smooth bro
Jack: I'll try

by Diggy070 October 3, 2023

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