what you say to your gay friend when they ask what happened but you can’t be bothered to say the thing that actually happened because its boring and a barn blowing is way cooler.
by barnboy April 24, 2023
by thathormyguy October 27, 2020
My neighbor's rooster woke me up this morning! I need to move away from that beaner barn.
Husband: "Let's get a chicken! They lay up to 10 eggs per day!"
Wife: "You're not turning my house into a beaner barn."
Husband: "Let's get a chicken! They lay up to 10 eggs per day!"
Wife: "You're not turning my house into a beaner barn."
by Panurge87 July 25, 2024
by It's all a joke May 14, 2011
"Hey bro I just got barnned by some girl last night on discord"
"I was barnning a girl last night on discord too"
"I was barnning a girl last night on discord too"
by Dumbass Booyah Inkling January 08, 2024
A cesspool of depravity, poisoning the Thames. Notorious for anal pioneers, fetish freaks and a sickening stench of melted dildos
Billy: Oh no, I’ve got to go through Barnes (London, SW13) on the train!
Jim: shit. Just make sure to keep the windows closed and don’t make any kind of eye contact with the locals.
Jim: shit. Just make sure to keep the windows closed and don’t make any kind of eye contact with the locals.
by Concerned onlooker April 21, 2024
Alexis Barnes is one of the sweetest girls you will ever meet. She doesn’t like to have drama but she likes to here other people’s tea. Alexis is a good and honest person, sometimes with anxiety but good friends can help her through it. Alexis will probably think she is fat but in reality she is just thicc. If you find a Alexis Barnes don’t loose her, she is one of the best friends you will ever have.
Alexis Barnes is so nice!
by #JustARandomBoredPerson December 12, 2019