Awkward Goodbyer

When a fuckboy doesn't know how to say goodbye

Sara told Bobby he was an awkward goodbyer. Being the fuckboy he is, Bobby said, "I gotcha. I'll work on that shit." Only to never intend on working on it...

by bleachitaway January 05, 2017

awkward convo

conversations over texts that consists a lot of the 😂 emoji and texts like "wyd" "nmu" "nothing #loner4life😂" "haha sameeee😂" ...don't act like you don't know what I am talking about

person 1: heeyyyy you were texting Jake?(;
person 2: yeah but it was just like awkward convos

by Not Putting My Real Name May 08, 2016

Awkward-Titson

A woman that always finds herself in extremely awkward situations.

Wow that person likes to 3rd wheel for fun they are an awkward-Titson

by abcdefghijklmnopenis January 22, 2015

awkward pocket

a pocket on a girl's shirt right on or next to her boob.

girl: eww, mark is so creepy, he tried to reach into my awkward pocket!

by agirl6765 December 14, 2012

awkward goat

Awkward goat is basically a awkward human who owns a dog that looks like a goat. There is a whole cult of awkward goats on the gram. And mama goat of the cult is Divija bhasin. All hail the mama goat!

Mann, that chick was a total awkward goat.

by Sanjumehta November 26, 2021

awkward chopsticks

At an awkward moment, a gesture which is employed to convey the emotions surrounding awkwardness, usually by an observer of an awkward situation. This gesture can be made with or without uttering the phrase "awkward chopsticks" aloud.

boy1: "Hey! Let's go to a party at this Greek fraternity! Invite your grandma."
boy2: "Dude. My grandmother is Persian!"
boy1: ...
boy3: "Awkward chopsticks..."

by jc_fizzle March 07, 2012

Awkward Tango

When you encounter someone else directly in your way while walking and attempt to move out of the way but they move in front of your new position on accident and you both walk away feeling extremely awkward. #LunsfordSaidItFirst

Bill: "Hey Roy why you look so red?" Roy:"I did the awkward tango with that girl I like and now I wanna go home."

by Cold_One_With_The_Bois April 12, 2018