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Drive-by Pooping

The act of crapping in a canning jar, driving by the house of someone you hate at a late hour, and breaking the crap filled jar on thier driveway, idealy when you know the high tempurature for the next day is over 75 degrees.
Kyle: Dude, Jack is being suck a douche bag

Carly: Yeah i know! What should we do to him?
Kyle: I think he deserves a Drive-by Pooping!
by pooonyu21 May 30, 2011
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drive by mento

To find someone's open soda and drop some mentos in as you walk briskly by, preferably in a public place.
Did you see how mad Jimmy was at lunch? Somebody hit him with a drive by mento and he was covered with soda.
by J to the Byrd August 3, 2007
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GPS Driving

Using your GPS device to drive around traffic jams usually through less travelled neighborhoods that have thru streets.
I had to do some GPS driving to get home on time due to the snowstorm that backed up my normal route home".
by Shottscore February 6, 2014
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Drive-By Media

(uncountable) (US, idiomatic) Mass Media that provides broad or misleading statements in quick succession without context or explanation. Never returning to "Original" stated story /report with unbiased factual information for follow up.
You know what a Drive-By shooting is.

CALLER: Sure.

RUSH: You got a bunch of renegades in a car and they drive into a crowd and they start spraying bullets around and they head on down the highway and make a total mess of things. They ruin some people. They kill some people in the case of Drive-By shootings. Then they head on down the highway and they do it again. Meanwhile, other people have to clean up the mess. The Drive-By Media is the same way. They come in with their cameras and their microphones and their news reporting, and they create an absolute mess. They scare the hell out of people. They literally cause carnage. Their actions sometimes are destructive and ruinous to individuals. They kill the reputations of people, or try to. And then they get in the convertible, they head on down the highway and they find the next group of people to do the same thing to while there are those of us who have to go in and clean up the mess.
by Iceman99turbo March 24, 2021
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Rockingham Drive

A road in Rancho Cordova, California where crackheads mingle and you will get attacked randomly. Violent assault is common here and the Mather Field / Rockingham intersection is always flooded with police.
Tay: Aye, you tryna stop by Sonny’s on Rockingham Drive?

Robert: Hell nah, I don’t feel like fighting a druggie right now.
by mr bing bing May 2, 2022
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Sex-Driving

The act of driving while having sex. Usually used to assert dominance amongst friends.
Jon: Yeah, me and that bitch were sex-driving last night.
Bob: Man, sex driving is for insecure male cunts.
Jon: Shut up, you're just jealous that I can sex-drive and you can't.
by DaCuber28 December 3, 2022
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Keep driving

To have intimate s3x with a lady/man in a car when it's moving
him: should we just keep driving? 😏
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