Anus Gnome

When you have the need to take a huge shit but only a little bit comes out.

I was about to drop a huge deuce but it turned out to be an Anus Gnome

by Werycf October 30, 2018

busting anus

When you feel like your about to shart but then you do and no shit comes out.

I thought she was going to shart but she was just busting anus.

by Saltydong July 27, 2018

Anus clap

A newly discovered medical condition, this is when your anus somehow slaps itself so hard, it sounds like clapping. This is an STD.

Person #1: Awww, man! I got anus clap!
Person #2 Damn, that sucks dude.

by Fat boi2 October 2, 2018

Fat anus

A fat anus is something only hot girls have

Jim:Ur girl is dumb

Bob:Ur mom has a Fat anus

by Anus Butholes June 5, 2018

anus inhaler

The act of sealing your lips around someone else's anus and sucking out gasses and debris without the anus inhalee trying push out the poo. Sometimes involves semen, in which case it is referred to as a wet vac.

"Oh my, Floyd just inhaled from the anus of Jay without even coughing, he's a damn good experienced anus inhaler. We shall see how Jay does tomorrow, he is much more experienced, probably has fully coated his lungs in poo by now, I bet he doesn't even taste the farts anymore, he's goin straight for the corn layer next."

by Crotchbilly August 22, 2022

Ur Anus

What i thought was a peepee but its the other end

A: Bro I just saw Ur anus last night!
B: ._______.
A: It was so cool!
B: Ok shut up now

by Alch3myX June 1, 2021

The Anus Effect

The anus effecr is very powerful and possibly deadly. Basically, Anus is a skanky ass dwag whose an essay fucker and has a new disability every day. These creatures are very easily triggered so make sure to chop their ears off b4 u open ur blowhole.

Possum: Is that the emo anus everyones been talkin abt
Possum wife: OH NO ITS THE ANUS EFFECT, WE ALL GON BE A CRUSTY ASS FURRIES RUNNNN

by Mcneals Long Lost Dad April 4, 2023