Alcohol Enthusiast

Essentially an alcoholic in denial

Common traits of an alcohol enthusiast :

1. They deny they are an alcoholic

2. They say they have “complete” control over their desire to drink

3. They have a specific time to drink: for example, only ONE drink a night or ONLY on the weekends

4. They say they “ appreciate”, “ enjoy”, and

“ savor” the taste of alcohol

5. They have a specific cabinet, fridge, or entire room dedicated to storing their alcoholic stash

6. They become agitated and crap or urine their pants when they are unable to drink during their dedicated drinking time

Ex: “ oh I’m not an alcoholic. I’m an alcohol enthusiast. There’s a big difference”

by Marshmelliesoup May 10, 2021

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Alcoholic edging

When you drink until you are about to black, but do not black. If you consumed another drink when you are alcoholic edging, you would be belligerent. You stop drinking at a point where you are still okay while being as drunk as possible. This may be a kink or addicting for some. Comparable concept to edging.

I drink until I’m a 9.5 out of 10 because I derive joy from alcoholic edging. I let myself get to the point before the point of no return every time; it’s addicting.

by Im_on_crack March 31, 2020

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