pennies to pounds

A wager that is considered a sure thing or a likely scenario.

I'd bet you pennies to pounds the rams will win the super bowl

by Kootss March 26, 2019

poo pounding

Fucking fantastic also known as anal sex

I want you in me so bad will you poo pound me I love poo pounding

by 35HZ32PA April 5, 2017

Noosh pounded

Its what horny girls get done to them on casual encounters over the weekend. The act of ruthless banging of soft insertion points.

Margarine says: "i like ponies and getting my noosh pounded every friday night....."

by Bimal and Saurabh September 18, 2006

Seven Pounds

Approximately 3.175kg.

"The newborn baby weighed seven pounds."

by isn'titamazingthatallthefuckin January 12, 2009

pound the yam

The have sexual intercourse

I'm going to pound the yam this weekend

by House2 June 9, 2010

pound cake

A dessert which manages to make the consumer gain more than ONE pound, despite its name.

"I don't get it. how do you gain 5 pounds from eating ONE pound cake?!"

by MidNight The Magnificent December 26, 2009

Papal Pound

What happens to a little boy's bum when you leave him with a Catholic priest.

Oh lord, you left little jack with Father Grabs-a-butt? He is sure to come home sore after the Papal Pound!

by ep PY May 23, 2010