Luke

A complete beta male

Look, it's Luke, he couldn't be further from being an alpha male

by Joe145 November 17, 2021

LUKE

HIS GIRLS ALWAYS HAVE STUPID ASS CHEEKS

luke not a cute boy

by kyriedr50 May 13, 2019

Luke

A fat idiot who no one likes. He's a dickhead and 'narcisstic prick' seems to describe him very well. He has an inability to spell and loves Alabama - self explanatory really. He has a odd adoration for salmon pink-shirts and screaming across a room. He is well-known for his all-round creepiness and calling children 'honey' and 'darling'. In summary, he's a disgusting waste of space and not one you should like to get to know.

'Oh that Luke over there is a waste of air. I think he's a pedophile.'

by Headofenglish December 30, 2019

Luke

Luke-

So many words to describe them. Sweet, kind, caring, and lovable. They will always have your back. They are awesome to be around. They will make you laugh until your stomach hurts. Cherish your time with them. Luke’s are very sexy and extremely nice to look at. They have lots of friends and are super friendly. Though, if you get into a set back with him, be prepared for your worst nightmare. Luke’s love to have a good time. They are extremely care free. They love everyone around them and know how to get you to smile. All in all, lukes are very sexy and have an upmost excellent personality. You’d be lucky to meet one.

Woah! That’s Luke! He’s so cute.

Fran, you’re so lucky to have Luke.

by italy2102 May 21, 2018

Luke

Shittiest person you'll ever meet. They're both really dumb, and super bitchy, meaning that they think they know everything but when told they're wrong, get upset about it.

God why the fuck does Luke act like such a bitch all the time

by Whoa1Whoa1Whoa April 17, 2020

Luke

A fat bastard/morbidly obese person who loves an 8 year-old with a nice arse

Yesterday I saw luke seducing a 5 year-old whilst eating a big mac on a mobility scooter

by Phillip crossley May 10, 2019

Luke

a perfect person in every way...brown eyes that hold notes of yellow, you could get lost in them for days. Not only a perfect face but also a perfect sense of humor. If you are around a luke you will stay laughing and smiling the whole time. Being around luke, he is so compassionate and caring, your needs will never feel overlooked and you will never feel under appreciated! He truly listens to everything like only a husband can. Never let go of luke for you will find no one that can compare. If you find one you are the luckiest person and you will definitely LOVE HIM MORE XP

Oh my lukie you are amazing! Luke how i love you so!! Please never change my perfect and sweet luke

by summerrjanee May 31, 2020