Slang for a diamond that is proper shit and not real in any way. Fake bling. More cubic zirconia than H Samuel's. Be a bonafide iced-out playa for only £9.99! Keeping it real. Cheap.
Look at David Peckham over there. It's the end of the month. Tesco's has just paid him. So he's flashing his fivers. Buying bottles fizzy wine. And he's covered head to toe in blud diamonds.
by Hayes Benedict Thompson November 5, 2007

Take a large diamond a throw it into a lake. No retrieving it. You buy your own diamonds. Farthest throw wins. Gay, i know.
by SpencerTusko July 14, 2006

by DeliSandwhich February 1, 2021

by brainocan July 25, 2012

"Pink diamond was a brat"
"Pink diamond faked her shattering"
"Pink left Spinel in the garden for 6000 years"
"Pink diamond faked her shattering"
"Pink left Spinel in the garden for 6000 years"
by Pearlisn March 30, 2020

by Sizznuzakk April 16, 2011

A blood diamond is a Gruffnugget pulled from the ass of a black man. However this gruffnugget will also usually include a small portion of blood to it, thus dubbed a 'Blood Diamond'.
Guy A: Hey bro, i accidentally mined a Blood Diamond from your black ass.
Guy B: Yeah, shit bro, I felt that.
Guy B: Yeah, shit bro, I felt that.
by Dincepulitismo May 13, 2018
