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David

A David is a word for a tryhard which is obssessed on completing an objective and goes above and beyond to become boringly efficient at it, a comlete sack.
"Hey, so do you wanna play Fortnite with John?"
"Na, he's such a David, he'll just camp and get wins"
by TheSqueebCollector June 8, 2019
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A chubby kid who is bound to have a massive glow up and fuck every single girl on this planet and have no kids with perfect pull out game but dies because he contracted every STD.
Friend 1: I wish I could pull a David.
Friend 2: That would be sick dude!
by JohnnyUser84 October 19, 2020
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A guy who gets late to uni even though he only lives up the road (roughly 5 mins). He plays fortnite all day, with all those sweaty wins.
Don't be like David, he is not punctual at all, and has no skill in fortnite
by Unknown_object October 22, 2018
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David is a fatass Asian and mexican who plays Fortnite all day and says he has a girlfriend but any time he meets a new girl says thats his Girlfriend.
I wished David would leave me alone.
by ARI didsngteruyt September 18, 2018
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Gay and loves boys he will make a guy cum in 1 sec
Guy 1: hey David I wanna talk to you

David: ok sexy mf
by Bsjdbehdjwjdu February 2, 2021
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David is a bully like seriously is calls me fat all the time makes up stuff about me and tell my friends I juts need to warn people please put this in he’s the worst he makes me want to end it he’s ruining my life please
DAVID LEAVE HIM ALONE !!
by Ahahzhxhgzhs April 21, 2019
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has a small penis. normally sucks toes for 5 dollars. gets fucked in the ass
i fucked a man

oh so you clapped a david
by big body zaya February 24, 2019
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