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Carson G

this man is so incredibly sexy and hot. If i was told that there was a new kid at school and his name was Carson G, I would instantly climax. Theres no such thing as a man with a longer peen and a more beautiful body than someone named carson g. I want any Carson G to have my kids.
Oh My Gosh That Guys is so hot, hes such a carson g
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Carson

Just genuily homosexual and short. He doesn’t like women.... At all. Is as straight as a circle
Why isn’t that guy talking to his girlfriend

Oh he’s a Carson
by Big sexy pizza rolls February 8, 2020
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Carson

He's an amazingly sweet guy, he's differently a mamas boy. But don't we all want that in a guy. And when your with him he differently hits different. He''s funny and always joking around, he can't be serious for the life of him. If you have a Carson hold on tight he may seem a bit to funny but we all need to laugh at some point.
Girl#1: is that carson?
Girl#2: OMG yes,

Girl#1: Imma go talk to him
by Unknown to most November 17, 2021
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carson southern

Friend of Tyler Stauffacher, one day wants to be a successful game maker with Tyler. He is a badass.
carson southern, more like actual carrot.
by Real_UrbanDictionary September 7, 2017
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Carson Moment

A Carson Moment is when someone says something (Jokingly or not) pertaining to Grooming, Sexting or anything sexual to do with minors.

The term "Carson Moment" was made after the Youtuber CallMeCarson was accused of Grooming a 16 year old.
Person 1: "I'm gonna go groom some kids now."

Person 2: That's a Carson Moment

Person 1: What?

Person 2: What?
by Jean Arvuckle February 21, 2021
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Carson

Super sheltered boy. Likes straw hats. Does NOT know how to rap. Contagiously Christian
Carson: what’s a tampon
Girl 1: *laughs*
Girl 2: *also laughs*
Carson: *confused noise*
by Illfinishthatforya October 26, 2019
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Carson

Carson has the biggest dick known to man kind
person 1 : “oh hi carson”
person 2 : “oh his dick is massive
by Joel embid May 10, 2022
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