Twinkie Bear

A large hairy gay man who is usually the dominant one, but sometimes will shave his whole body and let his boyfriend "pitch."

Nathen is a real masculine fella, but he's defiantly the twinkie bear type.

by FriskyxDingoxx September 23, 2022

twinkie eater

A man that goes down on a woman after ejaculating inside her.

“yeah dude I let that girl turn me into a twinkie eater last night”
“yo I don’t know about that guy I heard he’s a twinkie eater”

by stankyleg26 February 23, 2022

Twinkie

Twinkies are commonly known as the golden feces of Jesus Christ. According to Hostess, Twinkies used to be a tedious process. After Jesus rose from the dead however, Hostess had to take more drastic measures. Twinkies now-a-days come from cow manure, and are dipped in holy water to make it taste more "Jesus produced" then, the Twinkie is dipped in the famous batter that is commonly found on the outer shell of the pastry. The Twinkie is then shipped to your local shopping center, ready for you to buy, and eat. Yum!

Jesus: I have to take a shit.
Man: Twinkies for all!

by Forgeworld January 7, 2015

Dutch Twinkie

Similar to a Dutch oven, but you hold her head under the covers during a blow job.

I was debating hold that fart in, but decided the Dutch twinkie route would be funnier, so I just held her head down there when I let go.

by IndegoSkye July 30, 2021

Twinky Link

When you cream in a girls ass and watch them shit it out.

1. I cant wait to give the ol' lady a Twinky Link. 2. Dammit Issac Newton why'd you give my ol 'lady the twinky link.

by LegendKiller23 May 10, 2023

Twinkie twins

Girls who have slept with the same guy.

Omg you slept with "Nate" too? We're twinkie twins now!

by Sadgirlb June 4, 2020

pulled pork twinkie

A sexual move involving a willing obese male and female, pork lard & sweetened whipped cream.

Holy fuck, did you see that sweet sweet pulled pork twinkie at the orgy last night? I pity the guy that has to clean that up.

by Princ3Rufio June 25, 2020