There are many ways to properly inflate a meat balloon, but a high pressure helium tank is not one of them.
by bobaphat February 16, 2006
The human penis.
by Blecchy Green December 07, 2009
When your beating your meat but you fall asleep while in the action. Wake up see your meat in your hand and then keep beating that meat
I was beating my meat and I was super tired so I took a meat nap and when I awoke I kept going where I left off
by FatDaddyMcDaniel July 14, 2018
Variation of "Dead Meat" but applies to a person who messes with a closet psychopath(i.e. Someone you might see in a Walmart at 3:25 in the morning).
Person 1- Haha, I just insulted frank.
Person 2- Dude, frank's crazy. I heard he sleeps at Walmart. You're freezer meat for sure.
Person 2- Damn, you're right. I better watch my back.
Person 2- Dude, frank's crazy. I heard he sleeps at Walmart. You're freezer meat for sure.
Person 2- Damn, you're right. I better watch my back.
by Korrosion November 09, 2011
a guy that says he is straight but has homosexual tendencies while under the influence of mind altering substances. while not under the influence of mind altering substances said guy will deny having aforementioned homosexual tendencies while under the influence of mind altering substances.
by king jonman July 02, 2006
The perfect balance between skinny and fat. Not to be confused with Cornfed. Women with meat on the bones typically consider themselves overweight. As a result they show a significantly higher level of humility that further enhances their overall attractiveness.
by Spike the nail driver August 18, 2017
“You want some bookstore meat Francesca?”
“What’s bookstore meat Taylor”
“Just accept it and you’ll see the glory 🥩 “
“What’s bookstore meat Taylor”
“Just accept it and you’ll see the glory 🥩 “
by Bookstore meat October 18, 2020