Dog

A cute little puppy that is now your bestie

A dog is a man's best friend.

by Solem's Golden Fork June 12, 2018

dog

not cat

1) I like dogs
2) dogs are better then cats
3) this dog saved my life

yay

by uhwhatthehell February 10, 2018

Dog

Your best fuzzy beautiful companion. Known to hate cats, but- no. They don't all hate cats. bootiful little guys

...Dog = adorable little gud bois

by hOi!! i'M just bored ᓚᘏᗢ May 24, 2021

Dog

Your best friend

I'm taking my dog for a walk

by hiiiiiiiiiiii1 May 18, 2020

Dog

Most are utterly useless, but we love them anyways.

That police dog is among the few dogs that actually do work.

by BeesWhomstMine June 12, 2018

dog

yummy

i eat dog

by black enslaver 69 December 10, 2019

Dog

If spelled backwards, it spells god

Me: *pets dog*
Me again: awww cute dog
My dog: no I’m god
Me: no silly dog
My dog: oh yeah? Who feeds me and gives me water? You! Who cleans my shit that’s outside? You! Who fixes all the mistakes I did like peeing on your bed, constantly making you sick because you’re allergic and who always DANM barks every night because you keep putting me in that DANM cage??? Who! Huh!!?!?
Me: Me :(
My dog: yeah!!!! Your my DANM slave and I’m god. DEAL WITH IT MOTHERF*CKER

by Epicgamer33 December 11, 2021