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a parking ticket

a white Roman Catholic family in a mainly WASP (White Anglo Saxon Protestant) neighborhood comes home from church to find the words "alieni ite domum" (latin phrase meaning strangers go home/strangers are not welcome" scratched into the wood of their front door.

the father, upon seeing this, says: ah those Confederists again. What a parking ticket. i guess we'll just have to repair the damage, or maybe even repaint the door.
by Sexydimma January 29, 2012
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a parking ticket

a Roman Catholic family in a mainly WASP (White Anglo Saxon Protestant) neighborhood comes home from church to find the words "alieni ite domum" (latin phrase meaning strangers go home/strangers are not welcome" scratched into their front door.

the father, upon seeing this, says: ah those Confederists again. What a parking ticket. I guess we'll just have to repair the damage, maybe even repaint the door.
by Sexydimma February 28, 2012
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NNN Ticket

Someone who nuts during NNN, who may not be made fun of, because they have a NNN Ticket. The NNN Ticket is one free nut pass, usually gained by succeeding in the previous years NNN.
"Jerry failed NNN!!"

"But he passed last year so he has a NNN Ticket!"
"Oh yeah!"
by Forallmen November 3, 2023
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the golden ticket

Louisiana term used to describe a person that believes that they have the key to success that can drastically change their life and/or people around them

It can be business wise, academic, social media, athletics etc.

However many people think they are the golden ticket but you need actual success in order to actually be it.
I can’t lie to you son that man Alex is really the golden ticket, he’s got 12 offers as a sophomore I think he’s going to the league.

I’m not gonna lie you are not the golden ticket you swear you’re next up but it’s been 7 years and none of your songs have blown up.
by ShopKip November 25, 2023
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Misconduct Ticketing System

NoPeaceNoQuiet.org has created a ticketing system where social media users can report concerns of misconduct and potential illegal activity across social media platforms that has a negative impact on victims and survivors of domestic violence, sexual assault and abuse due to the lack of algorithm removal from the original platform administration. NoPeaceNoQuiet.org misconduct ticking system (MTS) is similar to the ADL’s online reporting for cyber harassment of federally protected groups. Go to the NoPeaceNoQuiet.org website for more information.

Disclaimer: This website should not be construed as being about or referring to any particular individual.
If you are experiencing online abuse, in addition to reporting it to the FBI and your local law enforcement, you can also report it to NoPeaceNoQuiet.org Misconduct Ticketing System.
by Anonymous Taggers December 4, 2023
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Ticket

Acid/LSD
Better word than tabs
Bro he just took 19 tickets he's gonna die
by bodas December 13, 2022
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Tickets to zoot city

When one procures Xanax and weed with the hopes of entering a "zooted" state where they will accomplish absolutely nothing except watching movie trailers and nodding off constantly for an entire weekend.
Hey Bro you want to head out and chase down some trim Friday night "Sorry Bro I'm not going out, I got two tickets to zoot city so next time I'm free is Monday morning.
by Peeta Bennett December 21, 2022
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