by Breanna T August 15, 2008
by Tangoforcash March 14, 2014
The process of cutting off your partners ponytail during sex, and then slapping them in the face with it.
by pony rider May 25, 2012
Now, suddenly, he is lodged against your clitoris, pinning it to the wall, as it were; flattening it against the wall, where he polishes it repeatedly, like an old Greek grocer polishing an eggplant, like Aladdin summoning a reluctant genie; polishes it until you can feel it shine, feel it lighting up your vagina like a Broadway Show. Ta-Da! Down the aisle trots the white pony, proud and frisky. With a swish of its mane, it bounds down through the orchestra pit, leaps over the footlights, and lands center stage with a mighty whinny, hooves pawing the boards, mouth foaming, nostrils flaring, eyes popping on and off as if bulbs in a strobe. It brings down the house. And when he showers you with a hot tsunami of liquid white roses, it stands on its head for an encore.
by BlindBartholomew September 09, 2005
A boner that you get when you see two ponies having sex. A boner that is slitely on the down side/that boner aftershock.
A few minutes after watching porn I had a pony boner. My two ponies stared having sex right I front of me and I got a pony boner so I had to get some tighter pants on. I got a pony boner when I sew the pony with his dick and balls hanging down.
by P sissy January 30, 2010
1.an italian man who thinks hes the stallion but really isnt...
2.an italian man who is hung like a pony instead of a horse
3.Guido
2.an italian man who is hung like a pony instead of a horse
3.Guido
by !xabile July 21, 2008
My little brother was hanging around in his sweats yesterday and he had a fucking PONY BONER all goddamn day!
by Cesar X. Figueroa September 13, 2005