double barreled twinky

A fuckboyish redneck who wears too much cologne and spends his free time measuring his dick on everything. He probably owns more shoes than his cardboard cutout girlfriend. Is known to say Suh Dude and Damn Daniel because it turns him on.

Bob: Why is that guy measuring his dick on that light pole?
Joe: It's because he's a double barreled twinky.

Larry: Jesus, what's that god awful smell?
Helga: It's that guy over there, he must be a double barreled twinky.

by HandleBroom July 31, 2016

Twinky

When a girl and a boy synchronize their oral, and the female bites the tip as the male cums inside her mouth.

(Biting a twinky bar and getting the white cream)

Yo dawg, my dick still hurts from that twinky last night!

by That_dude_over_yonder_420 December 3, 2017

twinkies down two

18 inch rims

Man look at dem sezzy twinkies down two.

by Anonymous November 5, 2003

Twinkie

A guy who is several years older than his girlfriend.. (a reverse cougar)

Yah, I'm a twinkie, I'm dating a guy 15 years old than me.

by Trinamae October 31, 2014

Twinkie

Twinkies are awesome. Some people like how they taste.

My twinkie really hurts mommy!

by RESERS29 April 4, 2022

Twinkie twink

Twinkie twink is a word to describe a twink who is a twink
But it’s also a word

Twinkie twink cum in my endussy

by NOTTERUTERUONTIKTOK June 4, 2022

douche twinkie

Any Male who is considered an ass hole, bastard, little bitch, or just a flat out douche bag only bigger.

I really can't stand John. He is a real douche Twinkie.

by thedopefairy November 24, 2014