Skip to main content

ticketing

i was ticketing past that Ferrari in my sleeper
by out1s November 18, 2018
mugGet the ticketingmug.

a parking ticket

a Roman Catholic family in a mainly WASP (White Anglo Saxon Protestant) neighborhood comes home from church to find the words "alieni ite domum" (latin phrase meaning strangers go home/strangers are not welcome" scratched into their front door.

the father, upon seeing this, says: ah those Confederists again. What a parking ticket. I guess we'll just have to repair the damage, maybe even repaint the door.
by Sexydimma February 28, 2012
mugGet the a parking ticketmug.

Punching the ticket

To push an erroneous digit through insufficient bumwad straight into a fouled nipsy when preparing yesterday's lunch.
Splitting the toilet paper sheets was always going to run the risk of punching the ticket. It was either that or use a sock.
by Stiglitz April 25, 2019
mugGet the Punching the ticketmug.

Woofer tickets

Kendrick Lamar is coming to town for a concert. Did you get his "woofer tickets"?
mugGet the Woofer ticketsmug.

walking ticket

Jacob: Bryce so hard at football he really a walking ticket.
by geezlouweeze February 20, 2024
mugGet the walking ticketmug.

Share this definition