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cold marinara

This is the term used for someone or something that has no use or purpose and is altogether sickening. This term can also be used to describe someone who is overly dramatic.
Anna- Locking me in the basement is crude, rude, and disrespectful!

Jordan- Please, Anna. You are nothing but cold marinara sauce.
by khaki joe July 8, 2009
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pig cold

a standard cold or illness caught around the time of the swine flu epidemic. named as such due to the moment anyone claims to be unwell during this period they are instantly told they must have swine flu.
dave: james was coughing yesterday, we all thought it was swine flu, apparently he is better now, must have just been pig cold.
by Danny Hardcore July 28, 2009
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cold turtle

Personal interaction that causes male genitalia to retreat as in jumping into an ice-cold pool.
When she told me she only liked donkey-dick, I quickly went cold turtle!
by Bald Ginger May 12, 2014
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Cold face

Facial expression that shows mixture of resentment and disappointment.
Why you give me cold face when I'm half hour late??!
by Rocky888 July 13, 2018
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Cold Poppin’

Gingerly insetting a frozen popsicle into your partner’s rectum and letting it melt before removing the stick.

Generally, performed to add a heightened, cold experience and/or sweet flavor to the ass before eating that booty.
I was cold poppin’ Rachel last night with a Bomb Pop. Man dat booty was sweet eats and had me singing the Stars and Stripes.
by Eaton Holgoode October 22, 2018
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cold pan

Something that loves your dad's cum and who also rapes dinosaurs fucking great guy and a little gay
Your dad likes to cold pan people like your fucking mum
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Cold Choke

Having a cold hand, either your own or a partner's, grab your penis, causing it to shrink like a frightened turtle.
Good god, Liz's hand was so icy that she gave me a cold choke. It took me a good few minutes to get hard, but thankfully I blew my load all over her tits, like the whorish cunt she is. Even ZZ Top would have been proud of that pearl necklace.
by Big Rabes May 29, 2011
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