Porn Ass Sheet Streak

A moist and often times brown streak left on the sheets following an extended porn session in bed.

After work today it was rather muggy. So after I completed my daily porn session with my laptop, I noticed a really rank porn ass sheet streak on my bed that smelled like old man. I am hoping it will come out in the wash.

by Berkules May 22, 2008

One sheet does plenty

The art of jacking it onto a desk, so there is easy cleanup afterwards. Saves the need for a cleanup crew.

I thought I had run low on jonnies. But truns out one sheet does plenty.

by HereticHenry May 9, 2019

Put Clouds on Blue Sheets

The act of cumming on a blue bed sheet, blanket, etc.

Guy: Shit, I just put clouds on blue sheets, my moms gonna fuck me in the ass now

by Fluff_Sucker_69 June 9, 2018

MLK in the streets, KKK in the sheets

Used to describe a person that rants about white privilege yet only dates/marries white people.

Person 1: Did you see Mindy's Facebook post about deconstructing whiteness? Doesn't she only date white guys?
Person 2: Yeah she's MLK in the streets, KKK in the sheets

by Vinay P. February 19, 2022

Tampa Bay Sheet Steamer

Puking on your buddy's back in a Tampa hotel room after a night of drinking, usually as a result of the Pat and Ron finisher.

"Who gave me the Tampa Bay Sheet Steamer last night?"
"Couldn't have been me, I didn't have the mashed potatoes yesterday."

by StanCo... March 6, 2009

turn your sheets white

to cum on the sheet ; to fuck ; to engage in sexual intercourse

Baby , im going to turn your sheets white!

by Anna Odey April 11, 2010

hitch hikin' under the sheets

1. the act of playing with one's self

"Mr. Frey missed school today because he was hitch hikin' under the sheets."

by gingervitus May 7, 2008