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Chubbed

Meaning unsuccessful in a ballot for tickets, especially at football games.
Named after 'Arthur Chubb' former head of the ticket office at Manchester United Football Club.
"How did you get on with your ticket application for Liverpool away?"
"Chubbed mate"
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Chub-woofer

(Noun) A half-erect dog’s penis. There is a reasonable consistency to it. This can compare to the human penis after ejacualtion when the penis is still semi-hard but can occur on the dog both before and after full erection.
“Where is Jack at?”

“He is out back trying to work out his pet’s chub-woofer.”
“Oh, ok. I know how tough those can be.”
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Chub your blub

To rub ones fat chin vigorously for their self pleasure

Or used as an insult to get a fat lard to shut up
Jake 'chubbed his blub in front of the whole school to cope with his exams'

Chub your blub
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Chub

Term of endearment used to replace the words "sir" "ma'am" "bro" "sis" "dude" "mom" "dad" "nigga" etc.
Hey Chub
Wow Chub
What's up Chub
Chub, let's go

Goodnight Chub
by Wubfublub October 10, 2016
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Chub Rub

Chub Rub is the body lubricant that is necessary for engorged and furry runners and hikers have to coat their bodies in during the summer. Chub Rub keeps chaffing and blisters to a minimum.
Hey, I'm going for a run; can I borrow your chub rub so that I stay moist and don't chafe.
by kinkybabysteps July 17, 2022
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Chub

"Dude I'm gettin a chub from that girls ass!"
by Chubroder March 15, 2016
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Chub

An endearing term used to refer to the fungi which contains the psychedelic compound of psilocybin. Chub is more commonly known as 'shrooms'.

This term can be used as a noun, verb and less frequently as an adjective.

Evidence suggests that the ancient pagan and early christian societies of Ireland used Chub at spiritual ceremonies and communal celebrations. Chub continues to be used to this day by many people living on the island of Ireland for its psychoactive properties.
Noun ---The beautiful rolling hills of Clare are speckled with Chub from September to November.
Verb --- Once the group had set up camp they prepared some Chub Lemon shots and chubbed till the sun came up.
Adjective -- A wonderful way to enjoy Chub is to let it soak in lemon juice for between 10 and 30 minutes to break down the mushroom, producing a more intense trip which hits faster but doesn't last as long. This is known as a 'Chub Lemon'
by theclaredruidsociety October 12, 2020
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