Chub Penguin

When a man attempts to make his penis erect in a frigid environment but the penis only gets to half mast.

I tried to be the first person to nut on Mt. Everest but instead I had a Chub Penguin

by Boner Forest October 22, 2018

Half-Chubbed

When a mildly arousing act strikes a male's attention resulting in a partially erect penis.

Trevor watched, half-chubbed, while she licked the candy cane.

by Skank Bacon October 03, 2020

Dance Chub

When you're dancing erotically with a girl and you start to feel a half chub coming, so u try to stop dancing, but she goes hard and just starts jerking you off with everyone around, and you just go with it.

Dude, I was dancing with this girl, and she dance chubbed me right in the middle of the dance floor

by CrashBoi June 24, 2017

Mega chubs

the fattest boi alive

"hey look it's max S. he must be a mega chubs"

by heruipvwcjo[ October 15, 2020

hug and chub

A hug that goes longer than expected.

I gave the lady in billing a hug and chub when I found out her dog passed away.

by Jiggs2 September 28, 2017

Chub Rig

A albino midget with 150000 dots and the ugliest braces. Also in love with the ugliest Indian girl

Chub Rig is the most unathletic human.

by TechnicianOstrich69 September 20, 2018

Chub your blub

To rub ones fat chin vigorously for their self pleasure

Or used as an insult to get a fat lard to shut up

Jake 'chubbed his blub in front of the whole school to cope with his exams'

Chub your blub

by Jami e June 26, 2016