The Sutton Academy

The Sutton Academy is a high school full of sketty whores who just want some dick inside them and obnoxious slags who've been with everyone in 50 miles. The year 7s think they run the place even though the rest of us could easy boot them down the corridors. The year eights say they aren't chavs but their hair, makeup, and attitudes indicate otherwise. The year nines all chat pure shit about each other and act about 4 even though they're 13 and 14. The year 10s have slugs on their faces instead of eyebrows. The year 11s all want to shoot the year sevens and they're just waiting to take their GCSE's and leave.

Overall the students are all slutty bitches who smoke weed and talk shit for a living.

Mr. Ryan is a pedo. Ms. Sherman walks like a vulture.

The Sutton Academy is a shithole full of sketty whores and obnoxious slags.

by Your favourite whore December 19, 2019

Milton Academy

The most horse-shit ass school in the ISL. These mfs are absolutely clueless. They don't know how to cross the mother fucking street, and I'm glad they don't. I hope anyone who goes there gets hit by a car. To sum it up it's just a bunch of dumbass kids with rich fuck parents who couldn't get into a better school. In conclusion, fuck Milton Academy. Oh ya and y'all suck penis at sports stay mad LMFAO.

Milton Academy sucks dick as a school and the people who go there including faculty are dicks.

by Imagine going to Milton lmao September 11, 2023

Winterbourne Academy

A school where they care more about how you look than your education, coat on? Good luck having a future, shirt untucked? Good luck passing your GCSE’S

Person 1: my friend is going to winterbourne academy
Person 2: oh really? How is he?
Person 1: terrible he’s fucking autistic now

by Simplyy December 11, 2021

Thayer Academy

A prep school on the lower half of the Independent School League in terms of academics but is nonetheless a lowkey hard school if you take a shit load of APs and Honors courses. Looks a lot like Hogwarts in the winter and has an administration that doesn’t give a fuck about education in the humanities but will happily build a new hockey rink for the whitest offspring you’ll ever find in Hingham, Cohasset, and Duxbury. The headmaster does absolutely nothing while the high school Director wields a hammer of pain.

“Dude where do you go to school?”
“Thayer Academy”
“Wow you must be rich af.”

by Litotes Fiend September 8, 2019

mosiac academy

a stuck up charter school that specializes in teaching special kids but doesn't know crap about teaching a normal education

i used to go to mosiac academy it fucking sucked

by girlthatusedtogothere October 6, 2020

Glenbrook Academy

A group of quirky teens with esoteric interests and strange fixations on certain topics (personal examples could include biting and eggs). They include 26ish Democrats, 1 or 2 Libertarians, a Communist, and an inconsistent far-right kid. Symptoms include: Being in debate or band, hating your teachers, and losing the ability to talk to other people.

Academy Kid: I'm in the Glenbrook Academy
Billy: How nerdy and annoying.
Academy Kid: Prove it axiomatically you fallacious fool! Substantiate your arguments reasonably or be dismissed as the illogical agent you are!

by Not.Red October 26, 2020

Newark Academy

A prestigious, highly ranked, private school in Livingston, NJ. Though less well known than other private institutions in NJ, NA is a very good, college-prep motivated 6-12 academy. Ranked #3 in NJ on Niche.com. It often competes with The Pingry School-another famous private academy in NJ.

Jack's parents were debating whether to send him to The Pingry School or Newark Academy.

by Happy facer boi March 13, 2022