by XxSaltyGxX September 4, 2018
Get the Tommy Jokemug. A diplomatic way of telling a friend their outfit sucks, their boyfriend is ugly, they need to use more conditioner, etc. by making a joke about it like you’re kidding.
Usually they will get the hint without getting mad.
Usually they will get the hint without getting mad.
Hey Megan, (laughing) man I love those jeans, I haven’t been able to find those lately, did you get them at a garage sale?
Megan: Are you joking on the square dude??
Megan: Are you joking on the square dude??
by Richfolk September 23, 2021
Get the Joking on the Squaremug. When a joke either requires too much background information or requires too little, therefore making the joke boring.
Person 1: “What do you call a washing machine?”
Person 2: “I don’t know”
Person 1: “A nuke”
Person 2: “Why?”
Person 1: “Because in 1947 a group of scientists discovered if you put a nuke in your washing machine, it turns into a nuke as the inside is constantly rotating.”
Person 2: “Carter Joke”
Person 2: “I don’t know”
Person 1: “A nuke”
Person 2: “Why?”
Person 1: “Because in 1947 a group of scientists discovered if you put a nuke in your washing machine, it turns into a nuke as the inside is constantly rotating.”
Person 2: “Carter Joke”
by moosh May 7, 2021
Get the Carter Jokemug. The act of telling a joke so unfunny that it will make everyone in the general vicinity go silent unanimously instantly upon hearing the joke.
Angel: “Oh no guys Owen’s walking up to us. He is probably gonna tell another Owen Joke.”
Dylan: “Not again!”
Owen: “Dead Sea! How is the Sea gonna live now!”
*Silence*
Dylan: “Not again!”
Owen: “Dead Sea! How is the Sea gonna live now!”
*Silence*
by IgnoredShark April 29, 2022
Get the Owen Jokemug. A joke that causes more distress than joy from the recipients of the joke. The person who says the joke will usually start laughing in an unbearable lil' giggle that will cause even more pain to the listeners
JoStar: "Why does an asteroid taste better than a comet?"
Innocent bystander 1: "Why?"
JoStar: "because its a little meteor!"
Innocent bystander 2: "That is such a JoStar joke bruh."
Innocent bystander 3: "I will end you."
JoStar: *giggling like a little beech*
Innocent bystander 1: "Why?"
JoStar: "because its a little meteor!"
Innocent bystander 2: "That is such a JoStar joke bruh."
Innocent bystander 3: "I will end you."
JoStar: *giggling like a little beech*
by Aim For North August 22, 2022
Get the JoStar Jokemug. Table Joke: a flat out terrible joke that is usually used as a conversation filler EX: Why did the chicken cross the road?
by Runawayhomelessman January 31, 2017
Get the table jokemug. 