Man who misses ex girlfriend so he constantly messages her. However he currently has a pregnant girlfriend that he ignores for his ex who ignores him because she is also in a relationship.
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I popped a viagra and my dick was still hard four hours later, and thank the lord my tranny girlfriend knew of the memphis meat tenderizer, therefore avoiding a trip to the emergency room!
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That developer tannerized that subdivision.
by Simmering Anger March 4, 2009
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by I'm A BIg Freak October 27, 2011
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by jiggisland May 26, 2011
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"So there I was at the family reunion in Johnson City... immediately following the potato sack race we heard Cousin Steve singing the UT Fight Song and realized he was giving Aunt Sue a Tennessee T-shirt."
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