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Apartment tattoo

A badly done tattoo, usually done in someone's apartment.
Fboy- wtf is on your back?
Girl- they're supposed to be angel wings
Fboy- did you get in some apartment somewhere?
Girl - yeah why?
Fboy- classic apartment tattoo lol
by Swicky Poo March 7, 2024
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a popular, yet highly condemned, body aesthetic personal choice, which people use to show off, express their creativity, deal with traumatic events, or fix temporary whims and boredom.

basics: a needle goes into your skin repeatedly, to make a tear and get non-toxic (desired) ink inside. ideally, you do this tattoo thing once, then you move on to another patch of skin, unlike with botox (toxic) or other skin procedures (radio/high frequency, microneedling, peelings, etc.) that work on the basis of they destroy your skin and/or other cells and you need to use up some telomeres and eventually stem cells to heal yourself, procedures that you end up doing over and over in your life. yes, to look better, and yes, you heal, and yes, right now humans don't reach the maximum potential of their genetic lifespan anyway to feel a reduction, and miss those stem cells, so why not? better to focus on protecting your heart, and donating to research for cancer, and other bad things.

if done in truly sanitary conditions, tattoos are not that bad for the body, unless there's something off with the ink, or you choose to remove the tattoo, breaking the ink apart into small-small toxic particles that will then all get absorbed into the bloodstream. health hazard! good luck kidneys! and not only. so choose wisely. ideally you should not have it removed.
wouldn't it be nice instead to have this ink be nutrients for the body, so that you kinda get a vitamin boots when you wanna change things up?
naysayer: tattoos are bad, but i use a derma roller to keep my skin looking young and fresh.
Doug: i smell a bit of a hypocrite here.
by wokeup2this July 10, 2022
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tattoo artist

by VivP June 8, 2022
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Itchy leg from tattoo

Leg is extremely red and tender. Best way to resolve the problem is to get named with TJ ASAP or risk it causing scars…
Itchy leg from tattoo cure is to Just get naked..
by Cute to Itchy Leg Tattoo June 18, 2022
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Itchy leg from tattoo

Leg is extremely red and tender. Best way to resolve the problem is to get named with TJ ASAP or risk it causing scars…
Itchy leg from tattoo cure is to Just get naked..
by Cute to Itchy Leg Tattoo June 18, 2022
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