Max Tan

a piece of sheeeeeeeeeet he is a dummy dumb dingus who always slap people

If you don't keep it in or can't decide my friend Qaseh will hunt you

Max Tan is a piece of shit

by KayaBoii November 12, 2019

Dover Tan

For the poor ppl of Dover etc who cant get a decent tan due to lack of sun haha there's the Dover Tan! Basically u just dnt wash for a week :) we r well ghetto

Nahh i cldnt go on holiday this year so ill have to get a dover tan.

by pretty ricky ross August 6, 2007

Super Tan

This is when an extremely tan guy wearing board shorts sticks his man shaft into his female partner's pooper and then denies that he has done so.

Guy 1: Hey man i super tanned a girl last night!
Guy 2: So you stuck it in her pooper right?
Guy 1: Naw man, that ain't me!

by Capitainjacob December 2, 2011

Tryst Tan

a light shade of tan designed to match the largest variety of skin tones. developed specifically to hide the traces of a secret romantic encounter

MY GOD that was AMAZING... but no one can know, make sure you use the Tryst Tan shade to cover those marks i left of your neck

by Au pair January 4, 2011

Moon Tan

Someone who plays the xbox all day and dosen't go outside.

John: Yo, I havent seen Sam for a while.

Doug: Yeah hes working on his Moon Tan.

by Nadex January 25, 2011

tan francisco

Someone from the West Coast with a really good tan.

"Whoa! Did you see that guy? He was tan francisco!"

by huuuuuuh May 7, 2010

foil tan

a term used to describe when somone is high from smoking the drug oxycontin

"you look like a zombie, foil tanning much?"

by GRE3NY May 20, 2009