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warrior poet

Coined at the end of the movie, "Braveheart", warrior poet describes the most bad ass of the bad asses. The most highly skilled fighters, competitors, warriors, swordsmen, spartans. No one can trump a warrior poet. Nobody trains like them. They do not know defeat and never will. Their heart, intelligence, and determination are unmatched. Their will to triumph, persevere, and over come are the thing of legend.
"In the Year of our Lord 1314, patriots of Scotland - starving and outnumbered - charged the fields of Bannockburn. They fought like warrior poets; they fought like Scotsmen, and won their freedom." -William Wallace, Braveheart

Bow! I am a warrior poet! You are inferior! Bow! Nobody trains like us! BOW!! NOBODY!!!

Better quit talkin' that shit or I'm gonna have to go warrior poet on your jobber grayskull ass!!
by Beastamus January 14, 2011
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foop warrior

A man who rocks the foop. A guy who hooks up with a chick that has a gunt.
Yo, Digga! Better hit that honey soon, so you can lose the title of Foop Warrior.
by TommyOkktane December 28, 2003
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gay warrior

a game played where the objective is to stick your fingers in another mans bum (above clothes). often a lot of fighting is involved and no hand to ass action.
hey pete, gay warrior.

get off me you fool
by p-dawggg April 8, 2009
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protest warrior

1. An individual who crashes protests conducted by stupid and/or evil leftists.
2. The organization of the above..
The protest warrior humiliated the stupid
anti-war activist with questions she could not comprehend.
by Demonslayer December 12, 2003
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Vagina Warriors

The most dominant softball team at the University of Minnesota, guaranteed to produce .750 batting averages across the board and at least one web gem per half inning of play. Could potentially pick up any girl that came to watch them play.
The Vagina Warriors play the field both on and off the softball diamond.
by EV9Lightning April 18, 2005
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warrior stripe

while a girl is on her period you stick both pointer and middle fingers into her vagina. once your fingers are covered in her period blood you make 2 marks under each eye.
after watching Rambo II i decided to make some warrior stripes. thankfully my girlfriend was on her period.

dan: hey lisa... your on your period right?

lisa: um.... yeah i am. why?

dan: can i make some warrior stripes?

lisa: *sigh* yeah i guess so. just don't get my period blood on the couch again...
by intoodeep January 29, 2010
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Booty warrior

an individual who aims to gain entry to each and every female regardless of universal ratings , such as 1/10 - 10/10 etcetera

essentially 'Any hole is a goal'

a more modern term and respectable title amongst peers, putting realisation to the theory , 'It doesn't matter who your banging AS LONG AS ITS SOMEONE
Dude your such a Booty Warrior! fathers better lock up their daughters, even their ugly ones with semi attractive assets.
by HARDCORE 3MILLION November 7, 2011
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