top slot

To have something as a 1st priority; something that comes before everything else.

Justin: "Going to Cicotti is top slot for tonight!"
Trevor: " Sorry, I can't hangout tonight, it's just not top slot."

by Abrv. February 27, 2017

Bop the top

The act of smoking high quality marijuana through a gravity bong.

"Are you ready to bop the top?"

"Bop the to top of the zoop zop top."

by Watchingfullhousemakesyouafag December 15, 2012

Carrot Topped

1. Senseless pummeling of one's ass using an orange edible taproot.

2. Having the head of a flamboyant, curly-haired ginger shoved up your ass.

Related Form: Carrot Topping

a. 19th Century Amish festival featuring hundreds of carrots and a few dozen curious young men.

Awww shit! I know I'mma get carrot topped for skipping school last Thursday.

by Filthy Penguins March 16, 2010

Chicken Tops

little children fighting

dad: ben and chis, you are acting like a chicken tops

by Young Maggi June 23, 2018

Top Pot

A chain of doughnut shops in the Seattle area, founded in 2002. They serve better coffee than Starbucks and THE best doughnuts in America.

Person 1: Let's stop by Starbucks and spend ten dollars on overpriced coffee and marked-up snacks!
Person 2: Orrrr we could just hit up Top Pot.
Person 1: Oh yeah, we should do that. What was I thinking?

by SoundOfff February 11, 2014

lab top

a phrase of stupidity, often used instead of laptop.

anyone who says "lab top" instead of "laptop" is a complete idiot.

note: the argument of "soda vs. pop both being carbonated beverages" is not the same as 'labtop' vs 'laptop'

"the file is on my lab top, not on this computer"

"im wanting to buy a new lab top, mines really old"

both of which could be responded to with:

"it's called a laptop you fucking moron."

by tramp drifter May 04, 2008

Fuck Top

A way that some french people (mostly from Quebec, Canada), think "fucked up" is written. It's mostly use in a "good" way, to mean that something is nice instead of saying that something is truly fucked up

Bob: Man, This trick was so fuck top!

John: You're right, man!

by Rooked October 17, 2010