smoked salmon and monkey poo

Yuck, disgusting.

Smoked salmon and monkey poo tastes disgusting.

by Debskelly1985 July 24, 2023

salmon river central school

the whitest school of fort covington (literally the only school) new york. the only thing you’ll ever hear walking down the halls is white kids saying the n word, teachers completely ignoring it and kids taking pics of other kids jerking off in the bathrooms. oh the bathrooms. walking into the girls bathroom you’ll see a crowd of girls laughing with their vapes in their hands. can never pee in peace. and the boys bathroom i would imagine to be much worse. once a kid walked into class and put a peed on chromebook from the boys bathroom. the teacher touched it before being informed it was filled with pee.

“my mom just signed me up for school at salmon river central school. heard it’s the worst. “

by i don’t like furries July 28, 2023

Casa Salmon

Casa Salmon is a secret place for the ones who knows, in the heart of Barcelona

Where you can get quality ink.

Hey! Let’s go to casa salmon! I heard we can get some quality ink over there.

by Anothersalmon November 22, 2021

Triple Dipple Fudge Dipped Salmon Slapper

A sex maneuver where a man's penis is covered in at least two different lubricants then inserted in a woman's anus then vagina. Once in the vagina the wee wee schnitzel is slapped around often making funny noises.

Michael: "Hey man, how'd it go with Stacy last night?"

James: "Went pretty damn good, gave her the ol' triple dipple fudge dipped salmon slapper."

Michael: "Damn bro, that's a pro move."

by Daddy drerek drekson November 17, 2020

King Salmon 8

/noun/ An Alaskan term for a female who is clearly a 4 or lower but the remotely locality of the town or village she is in boosts her score because of the lack of quality options. Often this poor judgment can be caused by spending excessive time in the remote village or camp. Alcohol is also often a factor.

Took down a King Salmon 8 this fall out at work, now that ugly bitch is trying to friend me on Facebook.

by Sharksinthesalsa December 21, 2020

King Salmon 8

/noun/ An Alaskan term for a female who is clearly a 4 or lower but the remotely locality of the town or village she is in boosts her score because of the lack of quality options. Often this poor judgment can be caused by spending excessive time in the remote village or camp. Alcohol is also often a factor.

Took down a King Salmon 8 this fall out at work, now that ugly bitch is trying to friend me on Facebook.

by Sharksinthesalsa December 21, 2020

Sexy Salmon

When you are having sex with the woman on top facing you and your child unexpectedly and suddenly enters the room causing the woman to leap forwards over you to a prone position like a salmon jumping a waterfall.

We really need a lock on that door, Cheryl did the sexy salmon last night

by LordKillington November 8, 2020