Jared

A gay white guy who is afraid of coming out so he instead gets dominated and thrown around by a woman who resembles his mother.

Everyone knew Jared was a homo but he insisted he wasn’t even though there was footage on liveleak of him getting pegged my an ogre of a woman.

by Directx420 October 16, 2019

National Attack Jared Block Day

November 6th: A day where Jared Block can be attacked verbally in any way shape or form as long as there is no physical violence involved.

So glad to be alive on this day, National Attack Jared Block Day, where we can call Jared any mean name in the book and not be reprimanded. #thankful

by laparth November 5, 2020

National Attack Jared Block Day

November 6th: A day where any verbal attack on Jared R. Block is permitted as long as no physical harm is done.

Glad to be alive on National Attack Jared Block Day! I've been waiting all year to attack that annoying man baby!

by laparth November 5, 2020

Jared

a crippled moron

Hey look at that T-Rex, I bet it's name is Jared.

by Chicken50Nuggs October 7, 2017

Jared

Handsome, history nerd, loud, kind of lonely, plays fortnite.

Omg I would love to play fortnite with Jared.

by ww2 xd May 10, 2019

Jared

A guy who has a small knob and is a bell end and is the shittiest gamer ever.

D: OMG don’t be such a Jared

R: You saying I suck at this?

by 420DankShit December 1, 2018

Jared

A raging homosexual who hates fun

Person 1: man this "Jared" guy is such a rat he hates fun and just makes gay jokes

by GFreem February 9, 2023