by Gmar September 15, 2019
Get the Goblin cultmug. Similar to SARM Goblins, bench goblins are most often a large group of teenage boys ages 14-18. They travel in hoards and invade gyms at peak hours. You will most often see them taking up the bench presses or any benches by the dumbbells so they can hit chest for the 4th time in a row during a week. Often times they take up multiple benches during all times of the day to hit a very mediocre set of 135.
“Dude you wanna bench press and set a new PR?”
“Nah we cant, there’s a group of bench goblins taking up the benches, they will be there for at least an hour.”
“Nah we cant, there’s a group of bench goblins taking up the benches, they will be there for at least an hour.”
by Swos July 13, 2022
Get the Bench Goblinsmug. my theory on how sarada will get her mangekyo sharingan is get her GOBLIN SLAYED by shin uchiha clones
by Illumia Diatmonte Zuis November 8, 2018
Get the Goblin Slayedmug. reeper had sex with gambler to techno music.
Rene: look at that gay goblin krew dancein like there all bad!
Rene: look at that gay goblin krew dancein like there all bad!
by sexyman leon March 16, 2009
Get the Goblin krewmug. by DaFinchyCode August 28, 2017
Get the gut goblinmug. Wacking it
by Bung my boocewhiletakingaduece June 12, 2016
Get the Gripping the goblinmug. Many men are unaware that on the other side of the Glory Hole may be another male, or what we call a "Glory Goblin" .
by PMitrano January 14, 2016
Get the glory goblinmug.