Dog

The opposite to a Cat

Hey, is that a Dog, o sorry its a Cat, did you know it was opposite day?

by Hay, Dan Newman, Dan the Man July 22, 2016

dog

a white blob of death that consumes all cats and has the ability to melt itself down to the size that can fit on your lap.
Its f***ucking adorable

Petting dogs is cool. Billy pets dogs. Billy is a cool dude.

by fakatorpedo October 26, 2018

Dog

dog a dog is an animal and it plays, barks, sleeps, eats, and does normal stuff like that. they are sometimes called, fur babies, and pooches, because most people consider them really cute. they are normally considered part of the family, because most people love them.

I just got a little dog! my dog.

by Sweet peeps! Aka, Emilie August 11, 2020

Dog

God backwards.

Dog let there be light.

by B0ba1 May 13, 2019

Dog

YOUR BEST FRIEND EVER!!!!!!

Me: sitting watching tv. Dog: comes over to me and licks my hand. Me: AWWWWWWWWW!

by Helloimsmartandunderstandlife November 17, 2019

Dog

a furry friend that will always be there for you :D

no one: r u coming to the movie today?
me: no, sorry I made plans with my family today...
no one: oh ok
me: heh me and my dog family

doggo

by .missgirlwentmissing. May 20, 2021

Dog

If spelled backwards, it spells god

Me: *pets dog*
Me again: awww cute dog
My dog: no I’m god
Me: no silly dog
My dog: oh yeah? Who feeds me and gives me water? You! Who cleans my shit that’s outside? You! Who fixes all the mistakes I did like peeing on your bed, constantly making you sick because you’re allergic and who always DANM barks every night because you keep putting me in that DANM cage??? Who! Huh!!?!?
Me: Me :(
My dog: yeah!!!! Your my DANM slave and I’m god. DEAL WITH IT MOTHERF*CKER

by Epicgamer33 December 11, 2021