the children

Dead.

Guy: "The children...they're all dead...what kind of monster would do this?!"
Random cow that just appeared from nowhere: "skateboards."

by 7568ino November 23, 2023

Children's Day

June 24th is a Children's day because that is the day when ROE V wade was strikes down by the Supreme Court making abortion illegal, Now everybody celebrates the saved lives and birth of millions of children.

Hey bro come to my house for the cookout it's Children's day

by Theofficialdenz June 24, 2022

blanket children

When a dude dumps a load of cum in his blanket post jerk off

Dude I've had so many blanket children it's not even funny

by Handledeeznutz September 19, 2015

Drown the Children

In the moments after sex when the woman gets up after her sexual partner ejaculates and heads to the bathroom to bear down and squeeze the sperm out of her body to reduce the chances of pregnancy.

I’m going to drown the children, do you want anything while I’m up?

by Harriet Humphries September 28, 2022

priority children

When you have multiple children from different partners and favor one or some of the children instead of all. You put one child higher than another.

You never see this baby but you can drop anything for your priority children.

by Nikonym July 02, 2018

crack for children

Stuff that kids are addicted to

Guy 1: Hey have you heard of Fortnite
Guy 2: Yeah it’s crack for children

by Fireguy47 August 30, 2018

Hazbin Children

A group of people who like a certain cartoon about lesbian relationships.

These Hazbin Children don't know anything.

by The Wonder Chris Boy February 23, 2024