Blinging The Bishop

The act of shaving and adorning the male member with glitter and jewels to improve its attractiveness.

John usually spent his Saturday afternoons blinging the bishop ready for an evening of mad debauchery...

by shane ye January 24, 2011

joseph bishop

The most crakhead person you will ever meet

Man he sure was a Joseph Bishop

by MiracleDuck101 September 30, 2020

The Market Bishop

Some guy who finds himself trading on discord, why he started at age 12 is a whole other story. Apparently he is Indian, so he I have heard rumors that he own several scam call centers so I would personally buy call leaps on those. He also sells 1 on 1s...so theres that, maybe take put leaps on those. The Market Bishop is also someone who dumbs down everything with trading because he usually only has 2.3 braincells during the average day

Wow, that The Market Bishop has an unusally high winrate percentage...must be all that intel he gets from his call scam centers

by KevinLadka January 22, 2025

Bishopable

'Bishop' is a jocular catch phrase that draws attention to an otherwise innocent statement by imbuing sexual innuendo.

'Bishopable' is where a full bishop is not quite applicable, but still relevant.

I am tired and wet= bishop
I am tired and soggy= bishopable

by Graham Gold December 13, 2012

beating the bishop

Jerking off / Wanking

Hey you wanna go for a ride?
Later, I’m beating the bishop

by OreoOnTop May 5, 2024

Bishop Mac

An absolute dump of a place situated in Guelph also known as BM. It's one of the trashiest schools in Canada and is known for their rich crackheads. Their major rivals Ross is also known as JFR and is known to be home to the plaza rats and some of the best Xanx on the market.

"Ahlie bro, imma go pick up some kush off lil killa at Bishop Mac"
"Nah bro don't fuck with BM kids their straight up waste"
"Fuck BM"

by Lil killa on the trigga October 29, 2018

Bishop blindness

A mental disorder common among non-professional chess players causing them to not notice the opponent's bishops when making a move.

— white: (moves his queen next to the opponent's king) checkmate!
— black: Nuh-uh (captures the queen with a bishop 8.23 megaparsec away)
— white: Goddamit! I have a bishop blindness!

by Mnemotechnician August 9, 2023