Simp Nation

A gang of simps. They will run your pockets and bless it off to the shordy's styll.

Simp: Mom can I have some yogurt?

Mom: shut the fuck up you fat simp, im blamming my asshole with this spatula rn.

Simp: I hope everything's ok, I will help you feel better!!

Mom: My kid is so stupid and he has a small weeny, he must be in simp nation

by Fuck eh May 11, 2020

Simpa

The female version of a simp, weather she is chasing after a male or female

Gianna is such a simpa for texting Luke every day even through he doesn’t want to talk to her.

by oefelstein March 9, 2020

Gay Simp

A guy or girl that is obsessed with a member of their own gender that they’ll hang out with their friends to annoy the one their obsessed with.

Karen is such a gay simp she won’t stop hanging out with marcie and her friends.

by The Simp Professor April 28, 2020

Once-ler Simp

Someone who simps for the once-ler. Mainly tumblr user or 13/14 year old girls who have seen the Lorax to many times. Once-ler simp makes you breedable and submissive, you may also be a simp for Daniel from camp camp. These type of people probably read wattpadd fics self inserts like one direction.

You really like the once-ler you simp for him more than real people.

Once-ler simp- simp for the once-ler

by Eighttwelve August 14, 2021

Simp

A guy that does anything to win a girl over

Jake: Your dress is not that pretty its blue and I hate the color blue
SIMP: Hey man leave her alone if blue is her favorite color then its her favorite color at least she looks pretty with it on!
Jake: LOL simp

by ♥️Panzo♥️ April 6, 2020

female simp

a girl that denies all accusations of being associated with a male, but when her and the male are alone, she acts as if she is in love with him.

Kora says she doesn't like cheezy, thus making her a female simp

by itsyourboychipsahoy August 31, 2017

Simp

What "Simp" use to mean was
"a man that puts themselves in a submissive position under a female and would do absolutely anything to be able to get with her/sleep with her"
But now every time a man even slightly mentions a woman either on social media or IRL there will definitely be (most likely young) people there that don't understand the word to call that person a simp, that persons reply history is mostly filled with the word simp and it is very likely that he/she thinks they are hilarious. Those people also watch their "master" PewDiePie and love playing Minecraft whist describing those things as dank.

Example #1:
Man 1: Hey guys, I asked out my crush today
Man 2: Simp
Man 3: SIMP
Man 4: S I M P

Example #2:
Man 1: Dude, did you see that girl? she was really hot
Man 2: Simp
Man 3: Simp it up
Man 4: Fuck you simp

by #GasolinePoweredTreesMovement April 3, 2020