by Jlane348 May 11, 2019
Me and Shania hooked up last night, and dry humped so hard on the couch that I woke up with a bald strawberry.
by Websterman November 22, 2015
To make a Strawberry Daiquiri you will need:
-Blender
-Ice
-A girl on her period
-Basic marketing skills
Blend ice until it has the same consistency as a slushy. Pour mixture into her red sea. Now listen close, this part is important. Shag the girl of your choice UPSIDE DOWN until the mixture has reached a pleasant strawberry color.
*Pro Tip!*
If you want to take your strawberry daiquiri game to the next level, sell your drinks at sporting events, on bike paths, or even your own neighborhood.
-Blender
-Ice
-A girl on her period
-Basic marketing skills
Blend ice until it has the same consistency as a slushy. Pour mixture into her red sea. Now listen close, this part is important. Shag the girl of your choice UPSIDE DOWN until the mixture has reached a pleasant strawberry color.
*Pro Tip!*
If you want to take your strawberry daiquiri game to the next level, sell your drinks at sporting events, on bike paths, or even your own neighborhood.
Blender: “vvrrrRRRRRRRRR”
Ice: “krrrrchkkkkrchchkrch”
Izzy: “Im nervous babe, are you sure its okay we sell our strawberry daiquiris in front of an elementary school?”
Richard: “Don’t worry, I just got the proper city permits today.”
Ice: “krrrrchkkkkrchchkrch”
Izzy: “Im nervous babe, are you sure its okay we sell our strawberry daiquiris in front of an elementary school?”
Richard: “Don’t worry, I just got the proper city permits today.”
by fetusdeIetus April 11, 2019
A friend who treats you better than your own blood aka family. Strawberry jello is thicker than blood.
The pleasant aroma encountered when diving into the nether regions of a woman who has recent used a flavoring cleaning product and wrapped her thighs around your head and neck area.
Billy was pleasantly surprised by the Strawberry Fog of Cindy. He knew she had spent a lot of money. His buddy Shane, unfortunately, was not so pleased with his lady Tammy’s. fog.
by Roid McDoucherson January 22, 2023
A girl who's actions are disgusting, infringing on your personal rights, or with a sense of undeserved entitlement but forgivable because she is attractive. Mostly applies to eating your food or touching your belongings.
That waitress took a drink from my coke before she brought it to me. Good thing she's a strawberry crapper or I'd be pissed.
by Vetisthewicked August 28, 2010