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Swinghaven Stanley Steemer

Refers to well attended affluent middle-age suburban swinger party often thrown in McMansions residing in gated communities when at it's conclusion will require a rented upholstery cleaner for the purpose of removing stains on a costly set of ostentatious sex furniture.
"Haha, I heard your parents went to that Swinghaven Stanley Steemer on Saturday."
"Jerry I have you on the schedule for 9:00 am Monday morning! We got us a Swinghaven Stanley Steemer over on Songbird Lane. Don't be late and don't forget to pack extra sanitizer!"
by da Fonze December 3, 2023
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Livin in the Stems

Person 1: Yo man, We been Livin in the Stems for way too long big dog!
Person 2: Only way from here is up
by Ilovethebolts April 26, 2024
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Bend the stem

To decisively adapt or compromise in a difficult situation sometimes bending one’s core principles slightly in order to make progress, maintain diplomacy, or keep peace. It implies flexibility without losing your fundamental identity
"After weeks of arguing over project deadlines, Maria finally decided to bend the stem, adjusting her expectations so the team could move forward."
by MADATKID September 8, 2025
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Sarah E. Goode STEM Academy

This school has really changed in the last few years! At first, it was full of wannabe gangsters and grown-looking people. But now, it's full of TikTok kids! The freshmen and sophomores genuinely look like middle schoolers!

Sarah E. Goode STEM Academy has a variety of students. From the nice, nerdy kid to the Hispanic boy with the "edgar cut" that every girl wants for some fucking reason- It has it all!
As you continue your "Goode Life", you will notice that student attendance will decline. You might start with 30 students in your class freshman year, then you might have 25 sophomore year, then it could drop all the way down to 20. Why? Here at Sarah E. Goode STEM Academy, students LOVE to skip classes. The skippers usually hang around in the restrooms or sneak into another lunch period. Sarah E. Goode is also FULL of kids whole love to vape in the restrooms! At this point, they should just be called hookah lounges considering the shitload amount of kids that vape in there! So yeah, it's interesting to say the least.
Student 1: "What school do you go to bro!?"

Student 2:"I go to Sarah E. Goode STEM Academy cuh."
by ondatcracktho March 11, 2022
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