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sphincter trunk

Size up your Sphincter trunk cause you ain't got the life of a tree trunk you arsehole, shit just got in your way
by Wibblewobble October 25, 2023
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Sphincter Hound

A person that cannot let a social media post go without having to comment on the post with their opposing opinion which is almost always incorrect and ignorant. Compounding the douchey vibe of their behavior is that it usually involves hijacking the original post for the sole purpose of harming one's business and/or advancing their own personal interest while freeloading off of the post originator's audience. This type of poaching is almost always performed by someone that would have no qualms about crashing a party, pissing in the host's sink, freeloading the food and alcohol, driving drunk home and complain about the party the next day on social media. Could as easily be called an Asshole, Fucktard or Crap Weasel. Rates a 9/10 on the Douchebag meter.
I ran a great ad on facebook yesterday but had to take it down because some Sphincter Hound put in his 2 cents and doesn't know what the fuck he is talking about.
by goliwag February 23, 2024
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sphincter tickler

A girl with a large (long) nose. A nose large enough that it tickles your asshole while she performing deep oral sex in the 69 position.
Wow look at the sphincter tickler on her!
by The more u know March 5, 2024
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Sphincter scale

The measure unit of a fart based on it's intensity/ sound
Ex 1: I just ripped one of 8.5 on the sphincter scale
Ex 2: that wind was for sure a 9.1 on sphincter scale, had it been passed 10 I would've shart those pants
by simdugz February 6, 2025
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Sphincter Sprinkler

When a man gets out of bed to go pee and doesn't realize his pecker is stuck to his ball sack and he pees on his butthole.
I had to get a towel this morning cuz I had sphincter sprinkler.
by Gordy W. March 6, 2025
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Salinter

Silent teller, A person who tell anything to someone without speaking
She is a salinter student
by anonymous October 12, 2025
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Slinker

Slinker, a derogatory term towards people you do not like. Originating from a song about a slink it got turned into the word we know today. There is other wash of use as well, Slink, Slinka, Sligga. This word is only used in some places in the world, one of them being North Vernon Indiana.
by FoxBoylol11 November 2, 2025
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