when an adult is throwing a full on tantrum, screaming, slamming things, possibly crying; akin to a tantrum expected from an infant or toddler (a tantrum in which said infant or toddler was eating a fudgesicle just prior to becoming upset, so they drool and sneeze mucous mixed with the melted fudgesicle, thus fudgesicle juice.
The woman's grocery cart barely tapped the door of his Mercedes, and the guy went nutzo... screaming, and crying so hard I thought he was gonna start sneezing fudgesicle juice.
also used preemptively...
Hey, calm down now before you start cryin' so hard you're sneezing fudgesicle juice.
also used preemptively...
Hey, calm down now before you start cryin' so hard you're sneezing fudgesicle juice.
by KlausXXXPro January 1, 2023

by Homie number 3 May 9, 2019

by sneezeditgal August 3, 2018

When a man has a straw filled with dope( methamphetamine) he inserts the straw into another man or womans asshole and then blows the meth into their asshole. It causes their butt to start dripping therefore causing the sensation to look like your asshole just sneezed
by MOLDYBAGEL July 7, 2022

Refers to a humongous "ah-choo!" that you consciously "divert" or "re-direct" the air-blast force of through your throat and out your mouth --- rather than letting it travel its "standard" path through your sinuses and out your nose --- thereby reducing the risk of a "wet 'n' messy" spray from your nostrils. Of course, you should still always cover your nose and mouth to minimize germy emanations in any case.
Performing the "escape hatch" sneeze can indeed often allow for cleaner nasal-cannon discharging, but it can also lead to hoarseness and a painful throat if excessively utilized in a fairly short period of time.
by QuacksO September 21, 2020

by StonedAllDay420 June 11, 2025
