Swaggeraculous

(adj.) - (1) The condition of being, or having so much swag that it transcends human understanding. (2) Can also be used to describe miracles performed by the sheer power of swag.

(1) Markus - "Ay yo Tyree, all da wimmenz jus' flock to you when you walk by, and you ain't got no haterz! How do ya do it?"

Tyree - "I'm jus' swaggeraculous. You might be able to get on my level one day."

(2) Goon #1 - "I dunno what happened, but when I put on muh dunks and gold chainz dis mornin', all my homies' gunshot wounds was healed instantly!"

Goon #2 - "Dis looks like a swaggeraculous occurence. You should keep dis on da DL 'less errybody find out an' wants you ta do somefin' fo 'em."

by Turkey Slapper June 2, 2013

snaggel puss

When someone's teeth protrude haphazardly .

Did you see that snaggel puss On that girl miley .

by lowfus February 11, 2014

stagger'd

walk or move unsteadily, as if about to fall.

"he stagger'd to his feet, swaying a little"

by subdreamer November 7, 2015

sneggering

To engage in sexual intercourse after going skiing.

Trisha and Chad were totally sneggering last winter! Can you believe it?

by my-my-what-a-bean January 17, 2016

swagger out

Too cool for school

Danny was swagger out that he left school.

by mxchaelazxz August 5, 2016

Swagger McDabber

Someone who is way too addicted too dabbing and yeling "Swag!" in public.

"Here comes Swagger McDabber, please end me."

by SwaggerMcAwesome February 8, 2017

Shaggers knot

A clump of unkempt hair on the back of a ladies head after a hard nights shagging.

Look at the shaggers knot on Caroline, Dave must have been on her all night.

by Johnnytheyid March 3, 2017