Snack Wizard

A person who eats excessively. Not necessarily fat, but in most cases is.

Bertha raided the fridge last night. She is proving to be quite the snack wizard.

by obiwannablowme February 16, 2017

Scooby Snacks

The small chunks of fecal matter accidentally ingested while eating ass.

Tyler: "Dude, how was your hook-up with Brittany?"
Marc: "It was terrible bro, I was eating her ass and I kept getting Scooby Snacks stuck in my teeth!"

by Dr. Michael Degen May 18, 2016

Pre-snack

The snack you eat while waiting for another snack to be ready. Most often encountered when cooking or otherwise waiting for the main snack to be ready.

Person 1: *returns to couch from kitchen*

Person 2: "Dude, didn't you just put Bagel Bites in the oven? Why are you eating that string cheese?"
Person 1: "Chill Bro, this string cheese is just my pre-snack the Bagel Bites are on the way in 12 minutes"

by The Notoriaou B.A.X. May 11, 2016

snack stadium

A fat girls twat filled with bean dip and and fritos scoops while she's on her period. Cheese is optional depending on the fat chick's hygiene.

Alec Baldwin and Dan Marino had mad diarrhea after chowing down on a Rosie O'Donnell 's snack stadium while watching the pro bowl.

by Zabbadizzat October 9, 2016

snacking at the y

Eating Pussy

I spent last night snacking at the Y.

by Hungry Red Boy May 3, 2018

scooby snack

A food that is a necessity and someone must get it by any means. Usually refers to stealing.

That boy DC just boop ganged some scooby snacks from Safeway, clappin cheeks for the clout.

by jayslefttit February 16, 2018

Scooby snack

The process of putting peanut butter on your partner's anus, shut off the lights, have your dog come in without your partner knowing and proceed to lick away. Thus, completing the "Mystery," and giving scooby his snack!

My dog behaved exceptionally well, so I gave him a scooby snack.

by Mhdcrew January 24, 2017