shockercocker

A man w an unusually large , uncircumcised dick who shocks wives, girlfriends , total strangers when they see it. Often gawked at by millennials changing under their towels, resulting in serious head injury as they struggle to keep their modesty .

When Tony walked thru the locker room that Cooper guy fell over struggling under his towel when he saw his cock. Tony’s a shockercocker

by Davedale August 28, 2019

Shockanokanoma

A replacement for practically any swear word you can think of in the spur of the moment to prevent you from getting in to trouble

You get bad news' to avoid getting in trouble shout ', shockanokanoma!

by Sludge May 26, 2021

Shock box

The act of eating a women out while spreading your ass in the direction of the nearest doorway.

Charles: “yo I just shock boxed this bitch”
Grant: “yea, I know I walked in and saw your asshole”

by 5$hotandready October 27, 2021

Shockability

The ability to be shockin

Andy pulling birds has shockability

by TRFCooper September 30, 2021

Shocker

I word used sarcastically by Helene a lot.

Landon: Wait, he got first?!
Helene: Ya, a real shocker.

by Fuel483slow October 5, 2022

Shock Effect

Used to apologize for accidentally saying the most inhumane, detrimental statement without thinking.

"Ah sorry about what I just said man, had the shock effect."

by MindOfLaw October 20, 2022

spermaphalactic shock

Severe allergic reaction to semen either ingested or dermal contact.

Tera can't give head because she's had spermaphalactic shock before.

by cdogbullshit November 17, 2009