shitty hands

An insult often used to tell someone that their hands are dirty like and they should get them off you

"Get your shitty hands off of me."

by ThePandaBrain March 4, 2016

shitty deal

when someones luck goes down the shitter you say: shitty deal

drew: man that guy just took my girl
me: shitty deal

by frogsack July 11, 2012

Ford Shitty

What people from the South Side of Chicago call Ford City Mall

Hey, when was the last time you went to Ford Shitty?

That place? Probably 1993.

by Dmcdiz January 11, 2012

shitty seconds

Originated from the phrase "sloppy seconds". Shitty seconds is the act of taking a shit in the same toilet within a couple minutes after someone else whether the first shitter flushed the toilet or not. The bathroom still smells like shit from the previous shitter and the toilet seat is already warmed up for you. Sometimes, if you are lucky enough, you will even find left over pubic hairs from the previous shitter as an added bonus.

Vuhgena (as she's leaving the bathroom), "Aww okay I'm done."

Antwan, "Damnit I hate shitty seconds! The toilet seat is all warm and it feels weird! I thought girls can't poop!? I mean it smells like shit in here and she got pubic hair everywhere! OMFG is that a used tampon on the floor??"

Dick, "Hurry up Antwan! Shitty thirds are gonna suck!"

by tag0693 August 14, 2011

shitty sweater

A sweater that causes disease and loss of all friends. Wearing it might provoke one to boil themselves in a bath of acid.

"Dude! Lose the shitty sweater! You flaming faggot."

by JA NUJ December 14, 2003

shitty kid

a kid who resides (or claims to) in a city; usually characterized by pale skin, tattoos, dyed black choppy hair and girls jeans, a can of PBR, and bike;

I almost hit one of those shitty kids on his fixy bike on Boulevard. Why do they all look the same?

by Ha804 May 21, 2009

Whippin Shitties

The best indie/emo/pop punk band to exist ever

"Hey did you hear that sick new Whippin Shitties song?"

by Yung Jac January 26, 2018