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The Urban Dictionary Terms of Service

Effectively every part of The Urban Dictionary Terms of Service is violated by 80% of posts.
by AlownAgainstTheWorld May 25, 2023
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The real new year’s excitement is from this thing being updated and having a new urban dictionary definition so that bored people can be distracted for the amount of time it takes for the definition to load before they realize it’s some stupid unfunny “meta” joke that’s been done 99 times before or another generic “Omg you must be so bored to have searched/copy and pasted this!!!!”
Bored person: *copy pastes* © 1999-2023 Urban Dictionary ® adshelpprivacyterms of servicedmcaaccessibility statementreport a buginformation collection noticedata subject access request
Bored person: omg I distracted myself from boredom and the fact that I am not doing anything productive and the slow crawl of time for a few seconds by searching this.
by TheDumbestMostUnfunnyPerson January 6, 2023
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servicing

The act of pleasuring your partner sexually with little to no reciprocation. All attention and pleasure is devoted to the person being serviced, as opposed to it being more of a give/take situation. This term is more common in the LGBT community, and is often favored by more submissive partners who enjoy pleasuring others more than receiving.
Are you into servicing? I'd love to give you a massage, go down on you, and whatever else you want.
by LinGo727 November 8, 2017
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Metro State Services

A funeral escort company based in Florida, run by sex offender and multiple times felon Jeremy DeWitte. Metro State Services came into the light due to their blatant police impersonation. Each of the Metro State "officers" are equipped with police like vehicles and duty belts. Their owner Jeremy is known for notoriously blocking traffic and harassing locals of the Orlando area, despite having no authority to do so. Currently Jeremy is currently incarcerated due to a dating violence charge.
WERE WITH METRO STATE SERVICES WERE A STATE CERTIFIED AGENCY YOU BETTER FIGURE IT OUT REAL FAST FUCK BOI
by RogerSgt April 17, 2021
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Salted Fish Community Services

The best organisation to ever exist!
Titled SFCS for short.
People who don't believe in its supremacy should cease to exist.
Person 1: Do you believe in Salted Fish Community Services supremacy?
Person 2: Yes
Person 3: No

Person 2 was awarded with $649873463728856472489657623746984375689 and Person 3 was never to be seen again...
by a potato on the internet ._. November 16, 2021
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servite high school

all boys high-school in Anaheim, California. i cant feel anymore
by turntablemonkey January 11, 2021
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